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Is online friendship the same than having a potato pet? Can you build a long-lasting relationship with a potato? Can you add garlic to the gratin without being fried? These are all the fundamental and existential questions I am asking myself on this wet Irish morning (pleonasm).
Where is this going? Not sure but please bear with me a little longer as you may find answers to questions you have probably never asked yourself?
I don’t know you but the last few years I have developed a severe allergy towards expert articles, self-help gurus and other business posts. There are two main reasons for this, while attracted at first I concluded than most of them were reheated components of the same recipe and secondly, they are very often not substantiated or sanctioned by any form of research or metrics. So gradually I have stopped reading them and I now avoid them like the plague. Sorry if you are an expert it’s not you it’s me and like eye sink.
So tell me, can we make on line friends or friends on line? I suppose we can why not? that got me thinking about my own social media activity, I don’t do Twitter the social media fast food so cannot comment on that one but I do Facebook and I reckon I know or have me(e)t* 90% of the people I relate to. I am also using the secret groups and closed groups very effectively I must say, anything from boards and governance activities to sport events. LinkedIn was a very innovative concept to me when I got introduced to it and I me(e)t* many people thru it and I must say it led to some pleasant face to face interactions and genuine opportunities towards like eye sink.
beBee obviously is a different ballgame altogether and while it is still at an early junction I have not me(e)t* any of the people I relate to, now funnily enough there are tons of people I would have probably me(e)t* or make the effort to meet if they were closer to my island. But are they friends? I don’t know but for now can we settle this by saying I consider most of them as social media acquaintances and this is the way like eye sink.
Are potatoes writers? I don’t really know and I was about to say that I don’t really care but I suppose I should recognize that it’s important to some. Some write steamy stuff, others really but really want to get a skin in the game, fair to say not all are coming from one basket but a few are proposing some interesting mash ups. You know what? it does not really matter in the end if you are not Hemingway or Dostoyevsky. No need to fry yourself upside down about it, me personally I don’t really care and I write like eye sink.
By the way, have you ever met a moody potato? Yeah, I mean, the emotional state of the potato is rarely taken into consideration but one should consider that it is obviously paramount when it comes to build a long-lasting interaction. (Expert quote, please note capital E)
I am under no illusion that this post is potentially a huge pile of rubbish, so I would like to thank you for having gone that far because this is the way
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Comments
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #60
many thanks for the comment and share Lisa \ud83d\udc1d Gallagher 👌
Lisa Gallagher
7 years ago #59
Couldn't agree more Pamela \ud83d\udc1d Williams, I saw this photo when I first purchased my camera and I tried so hard to duplicate it because it's so cool to look at. I wasn't successful. I will have to see if I can find the actual pics I did get and you can laugh at *one* if I can find it. Nice read, is it potato or patatoe?
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #58
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #57
my long lost potato brother :-) at last, I thought you had been fried or cut when they got you out of the bag!!! Ken Boddie
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #56
glad I made you smile I have been in the heavy stuff category lately :-) I reckon the red potatoes are the friendliest Graham\ud83d\udc1d Edwards easy to tame and easy to consume :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #55
a network of live wire(d) potatoes :-) a good one Devesh
Devesh 🐝 Bhatt
7 years ago #54
Graham🐝 Edwards
7 years ago #53
Ken Boddie
7 years ago #52
Ken Boddie
7 years ago #51
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #50
thanks Donna-Luisa Eversley potatoes have to be washed and like to dip their heads in the sink :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #49
that's normally when comments take over and make more sense to whatever I have in my head :-) Thank You Spot On Pamela \ud83d\udc1d Williams
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #48
Thanks Don Kerr with all the Canucks around I have probably travelled to Canada 25 years too early :-)
don kerr
7 years ago #47
don kerr
7 years ago #46
you are always welcome to share a fine pint of real beer in Canada Dean Owen
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #45
thanks Pamela \ud83d\udc1d Williams well noted and don't forget the patatas :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #44
CityVP Manjit
7 years ago #43
I was wondering why bee's could not tag me anymore - thanks for noting that, I agree the friend-chip tag comes first :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #42
indeed garbage v.s rubbish in ireland we say that garbage is a rubbish expression I even heard some parents saying to their kids that they should stop speaking ''american'' (blame Disney channel :-)) , thanks you so much for sharing that 'friend chip'' story @CityVP Manjit (btw cannot tag you because of the bee at the end of your name, move her to the middle for more firiendchip tags)
CityVP Manjit
7 years ago #41
It seems the potato has not only been sliced and diced here, but it has also been fried and the net result is a phrase that I actually kind of really dig "FRIEND CHIPS". That is worth the admission price alone, never mind who the capital E "Experts" are and who sets the bar on what is good on social media. I wrote the word "Rubbish" once on stuff I had thrown away, but the cleaners in the office never picked it up. I was admonished that the cleaners don't know the word "Rubbish", that I had to write the word "Garbage" and that will signal them to take it away. Culture Clash http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2012/05/culture-clash-trash-vs-rubbish The real question here wasn't what is rubbish and what isn't rubbish, but who is "THEM". Before I had a chance to talk to the person who did the work, some uppity office walla had already made an issue of it, and I have no time for those office walla's. At one time, "Them" was a lady called Fatima. Self-deprecation is fine, modesty is fine, if it is who we really are, and writing in the spirit of jest is not rubbish at all, and if Fatima did not know what "Rubbish" was, that is fine also - she worked over 25 years picking up people's rubbish - so I had more affinity with Fatima than I ever did with anyone who tells me how rubbish should be described to "cleaners". The only requisite that fries friendship is the oil of being human and that is why I really dig seeing the words "FRIEND CHIPS" - I am more like Fatima, for that particular phrase is new to me, and yes Fatima was a cleaner but an even better human being, the best kind of "Friend Chip".
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #40
that is summing it all up nicely :-) Praveen Raj Gullepalli to all the ''friend chips''
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #39
indeed Cyndi wilkins those two are wicked and I sense it is only the start, it s a bit like running with complete strangers that end up knowing more about your life than close family....once you get right of the inhibition any writing is possible... :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #38
Dean Owen I think you are right and as some body wrote at the beginning of all this the affinity is online :-) Let's call it the ''friend chip''
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #37
thanksDeb \ud83d\udc1d Helfrich for dropping by it feels like a X mas party with everybody around for my last post of 2016 :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #36
Brian McKenzie indeed we should protect endangered species, potatoes are nice :-)
Dean Owen
7 years ago #35
Jim Murray
7 years ago #34
My pleasure, Pascal. We're down to the short strokes now. It will be mosly l done on Monday.
Cyndi wilkins
7 years ago #33
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #32
thanks Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman indeed my light hearted take on social media :-) Nothing too serious
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #31
thanks Nic the thing is I had not even planned to write this..... :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #30
thanks Elizabeth Bailey ouch damn hammer I did it again :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #29
Mohammed Abdul Jawad
7 years ago #28
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #27
Jim Murray
7 years ago #26
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #25
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #24
the comment about back tracking our experience is very valid I have recently found a bunch of teenage friends and the reunion has been very rewarding it would not have been possible otherwise and who knows maybe some of us will end up meeting at an orange conference, many thanks for your comments about Hemingway but I am no writer so I think his legacy is safe with me :-) debasish majumder
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #23
reading For Whom The Bell Tolls at the moment comrade bee Julio Angel ☺
Julio Angel 🐝Lopez Lopez
7 years ago #22
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #21
#21 Okay, that's it, Pascal and Dr. Anani, no more vodka for me! Damnable Russian intelligence agents are lacing it with Kool-Aid these days anyway.
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #20
thanks for @Shubhanshu Garg appreciate the positive comment :-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #19
I know Paul \ it will swallow your soul, your app and your internet connection in no time if you keep staring at it :-) oops sorry too late now .....
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #18
Sarah, there is no conundrum in this. It is not in any way similar to the Liar's Paradox -- for the maxim only asserts a truth about finding meaning in EVERYTHING. Logically, since you can both see meaning in the assertion and understand it, without seeing meaning in everything or understanding nothing -- eye sink. :-) Cheers!
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #17
Sarah, there isn't a conundrum in this. It is not in any way similar to the Liar's Paradox -- for the maxim only asserts a truth about finding meaning in EVERYTHING. Llogically, since you can both see meaning in the assertion and understand it, without seeing meaning in everything or understanding nothing -- eye sink. :-) Cheers!
Ali Anani
7 years ago #16
Harvey Lloyd
7 years ago #15
Red Potato listicle hive, Potatoes are (G)rotten, the rant hive, frenchfry health hive, Boiled Potatoes hive, steamy posts, Spud Hive, cool hive. I am detecting you might be on to a whole new concept of network development.
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #14
thanks @Harvey Lloyd for elucidating the potato mystery in a few words, how about '' potato in a box'' a hive full of uselessl advices , the online version of the 1 Euro Shop :-)
Harvey Lloyd
7 years ago #13
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #12
thanks for dropping by Phil Friedman, the French side in me did not know that Descartes was a plumber in his spare time but since I read it on the internet it must true eye sink ;-)
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #11
many thanks Sara Jacobovici I am all for recycling and green economy :-)
Sara Jacobovici
7 years ago #10
I need guidance on this one Phil Friedman. If I find meaning in your quote (and/or comment), does that mean that I don't understand it (or anything)?
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #9
Sarah, I am frequently amazed to find "The Wisdom of Chung King" repeatedly relevant to social media. The following passage from the Second Scroll seems to me particularly apt, "To find meaning in everything is to understand nothing..." (Chung King, ca 650 AD) Cc: Gerald Hecht, Associate Guardian of the Scrolls of Chung King
Phil Friedman
7 years ago #8
Sara Jacobovici
7 years ago #7
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #6
Mark Anthony many thanks for your comments I agree with your points I think we are building a new way of engagement which we should not be compared with the old ways of relationship building :-).
Ali Anani
7 years ago #5
Meshed potatoes
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #4
Ali Anani you made it to the end so thank you for that and telling us how you like your potatoes
Ali Anani
7 years ago #3
Pascal Derrien
7 years ago #2
I like that @CityVp Manjit, : -) Do not underestimate the power of a potato (by captain spud)
CityVP Manjit
7 years ago #1